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Name: Brian Wolf
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I am a secular Buddhist and atheist. I am an Ordained Minister and have my Doctorate in Divinity. I am also a Featured Host on Blogtalkradio.com, and a contributing writer and Editor at Opednews.com. This blog is part of Freeworldradionetwork.net We urge you to help save your Country. 1/20/09

Thursday, August 23, 2007

BAN TOE BLING FROM THE WORKPLACE!

I'm sorry ladies, I didn't want to have to be the one to say it, I really hoped you would police yourselves, but apparently I was wrong.

It's the bling, toe bling to be exact. It's disgusting, disturbing, and needs to go.

I work in a large office, that's on the second floor of a large 2 story building, that is part of one of many buildings on a 200 acre campus.

The vast majority of people I see and work with are women. And since the warm weather, the sandals have appeared, and nauseatingly, so has the toe bling. You know those little silver rings you put around your toes thinking it looks: "Oh so cute".

Wrong.

Nobody wants to have their attention drawn to your toes. The red toenail polish is bad enough, do we need a toe ring with a red daisy on it?
It only serves to draw attention to your hammertoe, bunions and stealthily yellowing, fungus ridden, toe nails.

Have you no shame??!!!??

Toe Bling must go!

53 Comments:

JoJo said...

Yeah ahm witcha on that. Toe rings are so gross.

Uh oh, stay tuned for his rant on women who wear high heels with bathing suits or lingerie.

August 23, 2007 6:26 PM  
TreesGoneWild said...

You know, I've never had the desire to wear Toe jewelry.

I had a friend back in High School who bought a toe ring when she was on vacation in Florida. She wore it every hour of every day. Six months later she whips her shoe off at my locker and says "Lookit this!"

Skin had begun growing over the metal of the ring. It was nasty.

Bleh, no toe bling for this chickie. Sheesh, I don't even wear a watch.

I have been thinking about getting my belly button pierced though...

August 23, 2007 6:36 PM  
Hans Meyer said...

"Nobody wants to have their attention drawn to your toes."

Some people do.

August 24, 2007 12:00 PM  
Mark said...

stay tuned for his rant on women who wear high heels with bathing suits or lingerie"

WTF? What guy DOESN'T like heels and hose?

Unless he's gay?

I mean, seriously...

September 10, 2007 5:34 PM  
Brian said...

Mark: Heels and abathing suit or heels and lingerie are NOT a good look.

Bathing suit should be either barefoot or flats, certain sandals may be OK.

Lingeire, barefoot.

Actually I prefer a girl with no makeup, T-shirt, jeans(faded Levi's) and sneakers.

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