Christian Childrens? Fund
You know those commercials you see? Some white guy in a South American corrugated shack ghetto? This old white dude, usually with a gut and a well fed look, balances the needful child on his knee while scolding you for allowing this to happen for less than a up of coffee a day.
Hey, that's all well and good until you stop and think. They have to fly this guy down there along with the crew, camera's, equipment, productions assistants, etc, put them up in an America style hotel(surely you don't think they're going to bed down in the corrugated ghetto?), food, gas, meals etc.
The whole time he's there I'm thinking "Give the kid a sandwich!"
And for exrta credit, look for the blue eyed blonde girl they mix in with all the brown kids, helps those people who might be reluctant to give to "darkies"
Hey, that's all well and good until you stop and think. They have to fly this guy down there along with the crew, camera's, equipment, productions assistants, etc, put them up in an America style hotel(surely you don't think they're going to bed down in the corrugated ghetto?), food, gas, meals etc.
The whole time he's there I'm thinking "Give the kid a sandwich!"
And for exrta credit, look for the blue eyed blonde girl they mix in with all the brown kids, helps those people who might be reluctant to give to "darkies"
7 Comments:
JAYZUS titty-fuckin' Christ, you're more cynical than I am, Brian!
Wait a sec Mark, you don't believe in Jayzus titty-fuckin' Christ!
And BTW, again, Brian puts the short version of this rant on his blog....I get the unabridged version every time the commercial is on TV.
it's nice to know that i'm not the only one who is justifiably cynical!
this is just another reason for world-wide birth control. (i have a real problem with out-of-control breeding)
Fenway: I am totally with you on the breeding sister.
consider me naive, but how difficult is it to say no? or, if i may be so crass, for girls to keep their legs together, and boys to keep it in their pants?
(don't mean to offend..if i did, i apologize)
Offend? On this blog? Awfully hard to do.
The best birth control is to hold an aspirin b/t your knees! hahaha
"but how difficult is it to say no? or, if i may be so crass, for girls to keep their legs together, and boys to keep it in their pants?"
It's goddamned difficult unless you're a freak who hates having orgasms.
What's not to like about that?
Why can't they do the horizontal bop but use birth control? Why do they have to abstain?
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