Dipping Sauce
Ok people, enough with the freakin' dipping sauce.
Since when do we need to dip every type of food in some kind of "dipping sauce" (Ranch Dressing nine times out of ten).
What is this obssesive need to dip food into a container of sauce?
"Excuse me Sir, would you like some dipping sauce with your $30. Filet Mignon?"
"NO!!" I don't need any fucking dipping sauce to kill the taste of my food!" I ordered Filet Mignon because that's what I wanted to taste. Otherwise I would have ordered a bowl of Ranch.
STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!
Since when do we need to dip every type of food in some kind of "dipping sauce" (Ranch Dressing nine times out of ten).
What is this obssesive need to dip food into a container of sauce?
"Excuse me Sir, would you like some dipping sauce with your $30. Filet Mignon?"
"NO!!" I don't need any fucking dipping sauce to kill the taste of my food!" I ordered Filet Mignon because that's what I wanted to taste. Otherwise I would have ordered a bowl of Ranch.
STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!
9 Comments:
Well would you prefer some A-1 with your filet mignon?
No, I would NOT prefer A-1, just another fancy nme for dippin' sauce.
I'm paying for Filet Mignon because I want to taste the meat.
PS Be thankful this is the short version of his "dippin sauce rant" which I get at least 10 minutes of every time there's a commercial that features dippin' sauce.
julie...
I totally agree. Like yesterday when I bought some luscious chicken fingers at the market they asked if I wanted dipping sauce. I always refuse. I don't want any of that fucking partially hydrogenated fucking shit that clogs my arteries.
You mean like the fried breading on the chicken fingers?
julie..
I know. I am a fucking GOD fearing hipocrit.
As you should be.
julie..
Oh I am. Will be in heaven someday with Jeebus.
"I don't need any fucking dipping sauce to kill the taste of my food!" I ordered Filet Mignon because that's what I wanted to taste."
Clearly, Washington needs a better quality restaurant...
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