WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE

I've been having some "issues" and when you're in your late forties and have those kinds of "issues" the doctor says only one word: Colonoscopy.

In a couple of years I would have had to have one anyway, but that doesn't mean I'm looking forward to it. So I've decided to blog about it in an effort not only to inform other guys, but also to distract myself.

The procedure is Tuesday morning, so Monday evening I will be spending alot of time on the toilet during the "Colon Cleansing Protocol."

Stay tuned for WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE: Dispatches from the Bathroom on Monday.


1/20/09

Fuck Bush

You heard me, fuck Bush.

Isn't free speech great? In some Countries talking about the leadership that way would get you executed. That is why I'm throwing my support behind the editor of Colorado State Universities Student Newspaper whose job is on the line for allowing those exact sentiments to be printed.

While Bushco has done it's level best to assure otherwise, we still have a Constitution with a gaurantee of free speech.

Why does everyone tip toe around The Deciderer? FUCK HIM!! He has done nothing but empty our treasury into his cronies pockets while trying to strip the Constitution of it's most basic protections. And nobody calls him on it. Where is the 4th Estate, the media? The Democrats? It's pathetic.

And speaking of free speech, let's discuss Moveon.org and General Betray Us.
The hypocrisy from the right on this issue is astounding. They whine and cry about a 1 day newspaper ad and pass a resolution denouncing it. But let us remember that these are the very Republicans who took out television ads attacking Max Cleeland, who lost half his body in Vietnam, and questioned his service record. The very same people who smeared John Kerry with the Swiftboat bullshit, who accused John McCain of having an out of wedlock black baby, who, while attacking and impeaching Bill Clinton for lying about a blowjob, were sleeping with under age pages, trolling public bathrooms for gay sex, paying gay male prostitutes for sex and meth, divorcing their wives while they lay in a hospital dying from breast cancer, having an extramarital affair and then trying to move their mistresses into the Mayor's mansion with their wife and daughter, the list goes on.

Fuck them All.



1/20/09

Freedom of Speech Takes Another Hit

Well the President of Iran is here and the Republican chickenhawks who are beating the drums for war with Iran are practically wetting themselves in their rush to stymie his free speech. Unfortunately for them this is still America and people who visit here are protected in their right to speak freely in this the greatest Country on Earth. But you wouldn't know that listening to the tightie righties.

Kudos to Columbia University and Kudos to it's President who used his free speech to deride the policies of Iran.

Of course O'Liely and the rest of the sheep will be on tonight bleating and blatting.
So much for the party of small government.


1/20/09

Bushco: Continuing to Win Hearts and Minds

Remember Turkey? Our "ally" in the Muslim world.
Remember them?

Percentage of people in Turkey who have a favorable impression of the US:

2000: 54%

2007: 9%

Mission Accomplishit.

1/20/09

Bush Apologists

You know what I really love? People who defend Bushco and then send you an email that states if you don't like what Bush is doing then you can leave the Country.

When you remind them that this is a Free Country with protected Free Speech, and that we were founded on dissent. They then pitch a complete fit, stamp their foot, and act like a 2 yr old.

Hey I was born here in 1960, and I sure as hell not going anywhere. And I'm sure as hell not going to support a corrupt, incompetent administration, who calls the Constitution a "godamned piece of paper"

So to all you Bush Crime Family supporters, we're here to stay. Deal with it!

"Dissent is the noblest form of Patriotism."
-Thomas Jefferson


1/20/09

All OJ ALL THE TIME!!

Yeah, Yeah, I haven't posted in awhile. Sue me. Work has been insane and I've been preparing for Sunday's interview with Professor Jaun Cole.

I am glad that everything is going so swimmingly that the MSM has nothing better to talk about than OJ!!

I read the charging papers today. They threw everything they could at him.
OJ better hope this doesn't go to trial. A jury won't be so kind this time around.

Of course the current regime loves it. It takes the spotlight off them for awhile.
But never fear!!! They're Republicans, they're bound to screw up sooner or later.

Iraq Report

Shocking. Bush puts his hand up Paetreus's ass and the propoganda is launched out of his mouth.

Let me tell you a little secret I learned in the Army, after your 1st Star, it's all political. Bush's puppet said and did exactly what the puppet master wanted.

Never mind the other dozen or so Generals and Full Bird Colonel's saying it's FUBAR.

Never mind Republican Congressmen who were war supporters, going to Iraq to see for themselves, and then coming back saying we need to get out.

Nevermind the 7 NCO's, most of whom are on their 2nd and 3rd tours in Iraq, who wrote an Op-Ed piece in the NY Times saying Iraq was a failure and a complete boondoggle( 2 of those soldiers have been killed since the article came out a week or so ago and a third was shot in the head by a "sniper").

Defund the war and then impeach, Cheney first, then Bush. After impeachment, arrest them on International War Crime and Crimes Against Humnity charges and ship them off to The Hauge for trial.

Christian Childrens? Fund

You know those commercials you see? Some white guy in a South American corrugated shack ghetto? This old white dude, usually with a gut and a well fed look, balances the needful child on his knee while scolding you for allowing this to happen for less than a up of coffee a day.

Hey, that's all well and good until you stop and think. They have to fly this guy down there along with the crew, camera's, equipment, productions assistants, etc, put them up in an America style hotel(surely you don't think they're going to bed down in the corrugated ghetto?), food, gas, meals etc.

The whole time he's there I'm thinking "Give the kid a sandwich!"

And for exrta credit, look for the blue eyed blonde girl they mix in with all the brown kids, helps those people who might be reluctant to give to "darkies"

T MINUS 499 DAYS

For those of you not keeping track, today was a very special day as the time left in the Bush Error has gone under 500 days. You can watch the countdown here:http://www.bushslastday.com/index.html

Enjoy!

Tomorrow I will be playing Mozart's Requeim as part of a week of 9/11 programming on the Free World Radio Network.


1/20/09

Spin Cycle

Ahh. The dueling reality of the Iraq Report. Taking it for what it is, and the benchmarks instituted by this administration, we come up with a 17% success rate.

Don't you get at least that much for spelling your name correctly at the top of the page?

This is what we've been waiting and dying for? 17%?
Give us more time was the strident, and often hysterical, call from the White House. We need more time we were told.
Well, they got their time and we got a 17% success rate. What is that, an F minus,minus,minus?

Of course the Wing Nut spin machine is spinning like a washing machine hooked up to 220.
Unfortunately they are spinning with an unbalanced load.
And how many sheeple will continue to wear the blinders?
Its OK! You were tricked! We will forgive you if you just take off the blinders and help us make sure this never happens again.


1/20/09

Dipping Sauce

Ok people, enough with the freakin' dipping sauce.

Since when do we need to dip every type of food in some kind of "dipping sauce" (Ranch Dressing nine times out of ten).

What is this obssesive need to dip food into a container of sauce?

"Excuse me Sir, would you like some dipping sauce with your $30. Filet Mignon?"

"NO!!" I don't need any fucking dipping sauce to kill the taste of my food!" I ordered Filet Mignon because that's what I wanted to taste. Otherwise I would have ordered a bowl of Ranch.

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!

Labor Day Weekend

Football!! That's what it boils down to. College football is back. NFL is back next week, and all is well.

We may have some excitement this weekend if Bushco decides to slip something past us during the slow holiday news cycle. This has been their pattern in the past so we'll see.

Remember, Sunday on Shakedown Street is Free World Radio music to spice up your BBQ. If your BBQ is Monday, you can download it to a disc and play it then.


1/20/09