Situation Awareness

The War on Halloween-A report from the front

Just in time for Situation Awareness tomorrow Jesus' General (well, actually, Miss Poppy Dixon on Jesus' General) weighs in with...

The War on Halloween

Look for these amazing reports:

Halloween Fun Family Prayer Adventures

For every light brown M & M you chose, pray for Christians in other countries.

I wonder where we toss the unbaptized beanie babies.

Trunk or Treat

But the greatest has to be:

The Jesus Costume!From the article:

This is all marvelous progress, especially after last year's debacle. Donna Brewer, the Christian mother of a fourth grader, didn't want her son to feel isolated by not wearing a costume to the school's Halloween party, so she dressed him up like Jesus on the Via Dolorosa, complete with crown of thorns (though it looks more like he's getting highlights). The school objected to the crown of thorns, so the mother sued through James Dobson's Alliance Defense Fund. It seems the case has been dropped as there are no more mentions about it on the ADF website.

Whew! I sure am glad the "troops" are out there, fighting the War on Halloween!

Labels: Free World Radio Network, Humor, Jesus' General, Recommended Reading, satire

Priorities

Labels: Humor, Jesus' General, satire

The General and the YAF

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

A Yellow Elephant's War Against The Jews

Kyle Bristow
Chairman
MSU Young Americans for Freedom

Dear Chairman Bristow,

I have a lot of respect for Young Americans for Freedom. YAF never backs down from controversy. Whether it's whites only scholarships, defending Coca-Cola from communism, holding "Support the Troops rallies" here so you don't have to fight with them over there, or funding Ann Coulter through speaking engagements so she can continue battling liberals, brown people, and Jews, YAF has always been there, standing up for white Christian conservative principles.

I salute you for continuing this YAF tradition by inviting Nick Griffin to speak. Your bound to get a lot of criticism for it. The politically correct will no doubt rail against Griffin for referring to the Holocaust as the "Holohoax." And there will be others who will condemn him for writing The Mindbenders, his seminal work on Jewish control of the British media.

You know it's going to happen. I think you should prepare for it by attacking them first. Call an emergency meeting of your YAF chapter and put your members to work identifying the Jews at MSU and in the local media. Then you can put out an East Lansing edition of The Mindbenders, so everyone knows who to persecute. It'll be worth the investment, especially as we approach the War on Christmas season.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Labels: Humor, Jesus' General, satire

In the Spotlight: Putting the faux religionists in their place

Welcome to In the Spotlight, a semi-regular feature of this blog, where I highlight one or more of the links on my personal Web site, www.HansMeyer.net.

On Friday I posted The Great I Am Says Vote For Sam, with a graphic/link to Baptists for Brownback. Yesterday it was What Would Jesus Wear. These are two excellent examples of the links I'm highlighting (easy URL: www.HansMeyer.net/Links).

Today we'll look at three Web sites which use humor, satire and sarcasm to thoroughly expose the hypocrisy of the so-called conservative Christians. The kind of faux religionists who deify the blastocyst, who think Chick Publications are the Word of God, and who wallow in sadomasochistic pleasure watching "religious" snuff films. The end-timers who can, quite frankly, Kiss My Left Behind* (read the author's blog).

First up, Jesus' General, who I read every day:

Next, America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers:

And, finally, Landover Baptist Church, where the worthwhile worship:

All three sites are, well, worthwhile! And all three sites can be found in my Humor section (go to www.HansMeyer.net/Links, then click on Humor)

* - Beware the Antichrist: Nickelay Dubyah, ruler of the former Soviet Republik of Texrectumstan.

Labels: Betty Bowers, HansMeyer.net, Humor, In the Spotlight, Jesus' General, Liberal-Progressive, satire