Time to Cool off in Hell
Well, those of you who aren't convinced of climate change really need to spend some time here in Nashville.
As I type this, the weatherman tells me that it's 100 degrees right now. As with everything the weather forecasters around here say, it's a total lie.
Looking out my window right now, I see the cars in the parking lot won't be leaving anytime soon, as the tires seem to have fused themselves to the blacktop. If you think this is an exaggeration, well, you may be right. It's hard for me to tell, since the heat is causing my brain to stop functioning right.
Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: Hey, what are you complaining about? Don't you have air conditioning? Well, yeah, I do. When I left home this morning, shortly before sunrise it was 81 degrees in my house WITH THE AIR CONDITIONING RUNNING FULL TILT!!!
I have this vision floating around in my over-heated brain of getting home and finding all my food pre-cooked. That'll save me some trouble, I suppose.
Until then, however, I'm stuck here...
Waiting it out...
Trying to subtly un-glue my balls from my leg.
As I type this, the weatherman tells me that it's 100 degrees right now. As with everything the weather forecasters around here say, it's a total lie.
Looking out my window right now, I see the cars in the parking lot won't be leaving anytime soon, as the tires seem to have fused themselves to the blacktop. If you think this is an exaggeration, well, you may be right. It's hard for me to tell, since the heat is causing my brain to stop functioning right.
Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: Hey, what are you complaining about? Don't you have air conditioning? Well, yeah, I do. When I left home this morning, shortly before sunrise it was 81 degrees in my house WITH THE AIR CONDITIONING RUNNING FULL TILT!!!
I have this vision floating around in my over-heated brain of getting home and finding all my food pre-cooked. That'll save me some trouble, I suppose.
Until then, however, I'm stuck here...
Waiting it out...
Trying to subtly un-glue my balls from my leg.
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