Random Observations
First, I know it's been some time since I updated this thing. I wanted to keep my last one up past September 11.
Now, I want to talk about somethings I've noticed about the world.
About people:
Without fail, people are complete scumbags. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking the Rev's on one of his "better than everyone else" jags. Well, fuck you, first off. Second, no, I'm not. I include myself in this category. Let's be real...every human being out there has done some horrendous thing in their past that any other human being would look at and say "Wow, you're some kind of asshole!". Well, it's time to recognize that fact. Once we all realize we are the sentient equivalent of gangrene, we can begin to get better.
About the earth:
We need it. We need to keep it happy. Frankly, it doesn't need us. If we don't start treating it better, we'll get kicked out faster than Kevin Federline from Chateau on the Green. If any of you reading this have ever been homeless, that's bad. I feel for you. Now imagine six BILLION people homeless. This is why I'm starting to hoard cardboard boxes.
About Republicans:
Right now, you're party is what's killing our country. Fix it. Stop saying shit about how the government doesn't work. It doesn't work when your people fuck it up. Now get them to do something right for a change.
About Democrats:
Get a pair of balls, will you? You people were elected by a large margin to do two things: end the war and reign in the asshole in the White House. So far, you've not done a bloody thing and it's pissing a lot of us off.
About Rev. Damien Darko:
A complete jackass who wouldn't know a good idea if it bit his nuts off. The egotistical bastard even names things after himself. Yeah, The Dark Side...Real fucking clever and subtle there.
Now, I want to talk about somethings I've noticed about the world.
About people:
Without fail, people are complete scumbags. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking the Rev's on one of his "better than everyone else" jags. Well, fuck you, first off. Second, no, I'm not. I include myself in this category. Let's be real...every human being out there has done some horrendous thing in their past that any other human being would look at and say "Wow, you're some kind of asshole!". Well, it's time to recognize that fact. Once we all realize we are the sentient equivalent of gangrene, we can begin to get better.
About the earth:
We need it. We need to keep it happy. Frankly, it doesn't need us. If we don't start treating it better, we'll get kicked out faster than Kevin Federline from Chateau on the Green. If any of you reading this have ever been homeless, that's bad. I feel for you. Now imagine six BILLION people homeless. This is why I'm starting to hoard cardboard boxes.
About Republicans:
Right now, you're party is what's killing our country. Fix it. Stop saying shit about how the government doesn't work. It doesn't work when your people fuck it up. Now get them to do something right for a change.
About Democrats:
Get a pair of balls, will you? You people were elected by a large margin to do two things: end the war and reign in the asshole in the White House. So far, you've not done a bloody thing and it's pissing a lot of us off.
About Rev. Damien Darko:
A complete jackass who wouldn't know a good idea if it bit his nuts off. The egotistical bastard even names things after himself. Yeah, The Dark Side...Real fucking clever and subtle there.
1 Comments:
Good observations. Except your show is Dark Side, not Darko Side. So technically, it's not named after you.
People suck.
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