At the Eve of 2008

2007 (or, as I like to call it "The Year of the Mongoose with Tourrette's Syndrome") is coming to an end. It only seems fitting to have a kind of retrospective, looking back at all the nonsense and various liver-quaking events of the last 365 1/4 days.

This year, of course, marked the birth of The Dark Side, as well as the formation of The Free World Radio Network. For me, this is obviously a milestone, as it marked my return to the air, as well as illustrating the point that I am not alone out there. For those of you reading this, it marks an obvious milestone, as it means, well...you're reading this.

2007 also heralded Rob Zombie's attempt at directing a remake of Halloween...we all know what I thought of that.

This year, we also had to bid an indifferent "so it goes" to Kurt Vonnegut Jr.,a man who inspired me to become unstuck in time and explore the truth about mirrors.

That irritating, blonde borderline celebrity with the huge fake knockers snuffed it.

And finally, 2007 marked yet another year during which I was not invited to participate in a wild, semi-legal three-way sex-jam with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.


*sigh* Maybe next year.