If ever I should be killed by a Horny Camel....
Please tell people that I was hit by a bus.The last thing I want to see while surfing the internets from my suite at The Lake of Fire Resort and Casino is a story about what really happened.
This has to be one of the least dignified ways to die I've ever read about. So, please, I beg of you my beloved readers, listeners and friends, if you ever come across my corpse underneath a 330 pound camel...swear never to tell the truth about what really happened.
Thank you in advance for your small kindness at the time of my death.
Love and stuff,
Saint Lisa Litchfield
posted by Lisa Litchfield at
6:08 AM
5 Comments:
"Thank you in advance for your small kindness at the time of my death."
We're there for you, Saint Lisa!
Although, it occurred to me:
Wouldn't this story have been better posted on Wednesday?
You know, hump day?
Why do I see a great deal of money to be made selling videos of that type of thing on the Internet?
SICK!
Horny Stud Camels
hhhmmmmmm....
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