Lost in Bonkers.

There are some opinions, comments and actions that are simply too much for my "WTF?!" meter. There are some blog entries, or Op-Eds or commentaries that leave me wondering about or fearing for the future of this country.

Now, I should know better than to spend substantial time visiting our friends at World Net Daily. However, occasionally my inclination toward mental masochism gets the best of me and I must peruse the wisdom of our ape shit crazy brethren.

Today's gem of objectivity from the Right comes to us from Jill Stanek. She wrote a wonderfully illuminated Op-Ed entitled Liberal mysogynitis. First off, bravo for creating a new world there Jill! Yes, I see what you did there.

Apparently, in Jill World, Misogyny is the Liberal's new favorite word. We use it like most people use toilet paper. And we wield the power of this new word, our favorite word, like a weapon against the pure and virtuous Conservatives.

You know who else loves the word Misogyny? The French!

Now, I do have to chuckle because Jill's arsenal of outrage includes playing the role of the Spelling Police and it's quote worthy so below is an excerpt from her well written and well proofed opinion piece.

This count doesn't include various ways the potheads have misspelled it, including misoginy, mysogyny, missoginist, misogenist, mysogynic, misogenetic, or the French derivatives mysoginie and mysogyne, because the French love the word, too.

Last week, actor Matt Damon sent liberal bloggers into cut-and-paste ecstasy when invoking the work misogynist to address comparisons made betweens spies Bond and Bourne:

You do mean word, don't you dear?

Jill then moves forward with such a stunning leap of logic it almost makes the head spin...or implode.

Of course, according to liberals, the pro-life position is misogynistic. In fact, "Anti-choice is misogyny," said blogger anodyne (which means "analgesic").

If so, this is what it means to love women in the 21st century:

• Teaching girls from pre-adolescence they cannot rise above animals to control their sexual appetites.
• Pushing the perpetual ingestion of female steroids to avoid consequences of fulfilling that appetite, of which men have more dominant drives. These steroids are so powerful our filtration plants cannot eliminate them from liquid waste, and they are causing fish in our waterways to mutate.
• Pushing mega-doses of these steroids either in a pinch after unprotected sex (for which there are no long-term studies) or to stop natural, uniquely female bodily functions that indicate good health – either a menstrual period or pregnancy.
• Promoting abortion, of which way more than half being aborted are female, causing such a gender imbalance in Asian and Third World countries, where misogyny truly reigns, that a sex slave trade crisis has emerged.
• Disparaging any studies that whatsoever indicate there may be adverse physical or emotional consequences to aborting one's own offspring. Never mind studies, these scorned consequences are simply logical since abortion thwarts nature, maternal instinct and the uniquely female power to begat human life.
• Promoting human embryo dissection for experimentation, over half of which are female.
• Paying women for their eggs for human cloning experimentation, a horde of which can only be unnaturally matured and retrieved after several weeks of injections of drugs, hormones and steroids (for which there are no long-term studies) that include estrogen, progesterone, leuprolide acetate, follicle stimulating hormone, human menopausal gonadotropins and human chorionic gonadotropin, to name some.

Oh really? Liberals do all of this? We're mutating the fishes of the sea with our Birth Control pills? We actively promote abortion? And we're directly responsible for the gender imbalances in other countries? In fact, we're so nefarious in our evil liberal ways that we've caused a Sex Slave Trade Crisis? (Jill, it is a little unclear here where you stand on the Sex Slave Trade. From this reading it seems that you're feeling pity for the poor overstocked Slave Traders.)

So we disparage studies that illustrate the emotional impact of Abortion? Well hell, we're some evil heartless misogynists aren't we?

These allegations are quite stunning, and of course Jill backs up her assertions with hard evidence...

Actually, she doesn't. What she does is fling vile and inaccurate accusations against all liberals without being able or willing to support them with anything that remotely resembles a fact.

So in Jill world, where she is president for life of Bonkers, liberals are evil criminals advocating the wholesale slaughter of pre-born girl babies and that makes us the real misogynists.

Oh my liberal friends, it looks like we have a terminal case of mysogynitis.

Although in the grand scheme of things it a much better diagnosis than having a terminal case of Psycho Stupid. Sorry Jill.

As always my friends, thank you for reading.

Saint Lisa Litchfield