
We're all aware of the profound disconnect from reality that Conservative pundits, commentators and broadcasters suffer from, however, there are times when the sheer idiocy and logical dysfunction of Rush Limbaugh causes my jaw to hit the floor with a thud, the phrase "what the fuck?" to come out of my mouth in garbled incomprehension and the violent urge to throw things at my television, radio or computer screen washes over my psyche.
I don't, of course, throw things because replacing electronics is expensive and since I am one of those over-educated, elitist, under-employed liberal types, frequent replacement of my television set isn't in the budget. I digress, the point of this entry is the fact that the Pillsbury Dopeboy has struck again, this time psuedo-racist projective comparisons between NFL player, Donovan McNabb and Barack Obama.
A quote from Limbaugh on his 08-17-07 transcript, "You know what, folks? I think it's time for a new name for Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama, and until it changes, until the way he's being treated by the Drive-Bys changes, I'm going to start calling him "Barack O'McNabb." I'll tell you why. He's out there saying some of the most ridiculous things. McNabb doesn't say ridiculous things, don't misunderstand, but Obama is saying some of the most ridiculous, dangerous things. What he said about US troops bombing and killing civilians in Afghanistan, I really took him to task earlier this week over that, but nobody else is. He's got all kinds of statements out there that are really impolitic and irresponsible, and the Drive-Bys say, "Well, I'll tell you what he's trying to accomplish. He's trying to set himself apart from Mrs. Clinton." So there is such a desire in the Drive-Bys that Obama do well, like there is in the NFL for people like McNabb to do well, that we're going to call him "Barack O'McNabb."
Holy psycho drug addict, Batman!
But it gets better, not only does our dearly delusional Rush make asinine statements about Obama and by proxy McNabb, showing off his KKK leanings with pride, he also takes a remarkably bold and baseless potshot against Democrats in general with the following quote.
"So the Democrats have their Sunday morning debate, for which they have a large audience because Democrats usually on Sunday mornings are at home. The Republican debate Sunday morning, of course, nobody saw it because they're in church. Democrats don't believe in that, separation of church and state. If you have your political candidates on Sunday morning on TV, you can't go to church without it being a violation of the Constitution. "
Wow.
Seriously, how does he spew this excrement with a straight face? It's worse that there are Red Staters that actually buy in to this wholesale horse shit with a sage, yet sad little nod. Yup, those Godless Liberals are as dangerous to our constitution and way of life as the Crazy Brown Boogeymen.
Now let's get back to that Crazy, Inexperienced, Brown, Senatorial Boogeyman from Illinois who is uppity enough to think he could actually be president. More wisdom from Limbaugh, and by wisdom I mean racism.
"Back to Obama -- or O'McNabb, sorry, Barack O'McNabb -- "who accepts special interest money and played poker with lobbyist pals as an Illinois lawmaker, acknowledged Thursday that he swims in 'the same muddy water' that corrupts Washington, but he pledged to reform the system if elected president. Presidential rival Hillary Rodham Clinton 'doesn't recognize the problem,' Obama told The Associated Press. 'I have a bunch of friends who were state lobbyists. The fact of the matter is ... I played poker with them, so I don't think that lobbyists are evil,' said the first-term Illinois senator. 'I just think they've got an agenda and you got to be clear about that, and not pretend that they don't.'" So he's going to bring a new voice to Washington. I've never heard that position before, and then, in the New York Times. "Obama Takes Sharper Tone to the Trail" is the headline of the New York Times, and in this story it's really Michelle Obama who is going after Hillary on "truth" and the ability of Hillary to "run her own house."
Get this quote: "Even Michelle Obama presented a contrast here on Thursday as she introduced her husband in an open-air barn at the Cass County fairgrounds. She told a crowd..." (laughing) It's a joke what these people have to go through to be president. Go to (laughing) an open-air barn? What good is an open-air barn anyway? What would you put in an open-air barn? Anyway... "She told a crowd of more than 200 people that family values and trust were important in the next presidential candidate. 'Our view is that if you can't run your own house, you certainly can't run the White House,' Mrs. Obama said." She's referring to Mrs. Clinton. "Later, she added: 'This election is about truth and authenticity. There is nothing more important than your word. Truth does matter,'" and she's being lauded for this! She's being lauded for this attack on Mrs. Clinton. She's being lauded for her little tirade the other day on how everybody is just encumbered with fear. Imagine if Karl Rove had said this. The Drive-Bys would have gone berserk. "
First, how is having friends that are lobbyists and then playing poker with your friends who happen to be lobbyists even remotely hypocritical to Obama's pledge not to take money from lobbyists, whether or not they happen to be his personal friends? Is the right so desperately afraid of the success this uppity "Magic Negro" that they have to create hypocrisy where none exists?
These guys are spending so much time trying to invalidate Senator Obama's candidacy, so much time harping on his inexperience, so much time misrepresenting his statements and positions on the issues that a sane, logical person can only conclude that Barack Obama scares the ever loving shit out of them.
Why?
Well, first of all because an Obama presidency might just do exactly what they fear the most and that is to unite this country against the politics of fear. Secondly, because an Obama presidency might reshape this country's foreign policy and take it from cowboy justice to inclusive diplomatic alternatives to war. And finally because Obama himself is the last thing this crazies on the right want a liberal to be and that is moderate. The fact that Obama is also decisive and freely expresses his opinions isn't doing him any favors with the right either.
So while Rush spews his dishonest, twisted rhetoric to his loyal audience of 25 percenters, he continues to look like a complete and unapologetic imbecile to the rest of the world and Obama comes out of the fracas looking better all the time.
So maybe I should be thanking Rush Limbaugh for giving my candidate the airtime but I won't. The positive light that shines on Obama, shines on him in spite of what the smear merchant infotainers are saying about him. Indeed, Obama shines all on his lonesome and all Limbaugh and his ilk are achieving is giving this potential president good press via the law of unintended consequences.
As always, thanks for reading.